Well, i'm hopefully going to see my hero, Derren, in Bradford soon. EXCELLENT NEWS.
But you don't read this for good news, you read this for malicious cruelty and injustice. I'll do my best.
Let's unclog the mind:
1. Why in the hell, can the government spend spend spend on their own behalf, but not put lights on darkened woody roads? jeez. Idiots.
2. The term "i'm just resting my eyes" is complete bollocks. Nothing more, nothing less. You're either asleep or you're not; and judging by your snoring, i'm going with the former.
3. I've heard a few ignorant people say "all american shows are rubbish". I'd like to reply with the equally bigoted, but actually more true sttatement: "all people who generalise are idiots". Ahem.
4. Is it wrong to mime to people with hearing aids, until they tune it up? Only then to shout as loud as possible? Passes the day at least.
5. I'm creating a new logo per se, i'll probably use it for this website. Watch out.
All for now peeps. Peace.
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